Tech Tee-Shirts (Explained)

Click on the shirts to see larger images. Show your tech pride with these different and interesting tech tee-shirts with slogans and designs relating to technology. Since many non-techies might want to get these as gift. Explanations are included in the below description.

Geek Is Sexy Babydoll Tee shirt

Geek Is Sexy Babydoll Tee shirt buy

Look closely. There is a play on the letters with KISS in the middle. See more tee shirts by ThinkGeek.

Caffeine Molecule Tee-shirt

Caffeine Molecule Tee-shirt buy

You know how much people likes caffeine. Now you can have a picture of the caffeine molecule on your tee-shirt. See a different Caffeine Molecule T-shirt

Pi T-shirt

Pi T-shirt buy

Tee-shirt with the mathematical constant PI which has the numberic value that is infinitely long and starts out with 3.1415... PI is also a Greek letter of the shape shown on the tee-shirt.



Tech T-shirt: Binary People

Tech T-shirt: Binary People buy

Tech T-shirt that says "There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understands binary and those who don't." The "10" is the number two in the binary number system. So the sentence is really saying that there are two types of people.

Tech T-shirt showing a SQL query

Tech T-shirt showing a SQL query buy

Tech T-shirt that shows a SQL query "SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0". And its answer "0 rows returned". Translated to mean "Number of users who are not clueless. None."

Geek Love Poem T-shirt

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Tech t-shirt showing "ROSES ARE #FF0000 / VIOLETS ARE #0000FF / ALL MY BASE ARE BELONG TO YOU". #FF0000 is the hex color code for red and #0000FF is the hex color code for blue.



I am not a geek T-Shirt

I am not a geek T-Shirt buy

Tech Tee-shirt that says "I'm not s GEEK! I'm a level 12 Paladin." In the "World of Warcraft" game, a Paladin is a Holy Warrior hybrid class that is considered virtuous defenders. Usually, only geeks know this. Hence by saying you are a Paladin is basically saying you are a geek.

Tech Tee-shirt: There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1

Tech Tee-shirt: There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1 buy

Tech Tee-shirt that says "There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1" where "127.0.0.1" refers to "home" since that is the IP address of "localhost" or your own home server.

Tech Tee-shirt of Capsaicin Molecule

Tech Tee-shirt of Capsaicin Molecule buy

This T-shirt basically says "Hot". The capsaicin molecule shown is the active ingredient of hot chili peppers.



Man Woman Tech T-shirt

Man Woman Tech T-shirt buy

The command "man woman" means to look up "woman" in the "manual" in an attempt to "figure out woman". The results shows "Segmentation fault (core dumped)" indicating that the computer crash and is not able to return an answer. And I'll let you draw the implication.

Half Programming T-shirt

Half Programming T-shirt buy

Anyone who has programmed will see an element of truth in this tech tee shirt. It is easy to write code. The hard part (90% of it) is fixing the code so that it works (this is called debugging). The irony is that half plus 90% doesn't add up to 100.

I Blog To Differ Tee-shirt

I Blog To Differ Tee-shirt buy

The phrase "I blog to differ" is a play on the common phrase "I beg to differ". It implies that the wearer writes in a blog.



I have a blog tee shirt

I have a blog tee shirt buy

The tech tee-shirt reads "I have a blog, a MySpace page and a YouTube video; all I need now is a life." which implies that having those things and a life is mutually exclusive.

What would Joel do? Long Sleeve T-Shirt

What would Joel do? Long Sleeve T-Shirt buy

The tech tee-shirt reads "What would Joel do?". Who is Joel? Joel Spolsky is know in the tech circles as the programmer who write the blog Joel on Software.